Edward "Big Balls" Coristine (born December 2005) is an American programmer tied to Elon Musk and to the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Raised in Connecticut, son of a CEO and grandson of a Soviet-era intelligence figure, he graduated high school in 2024 and enrolled at Northeastern. He founded multiple startups and domain-management companies - including TESLA.SEXY - and ran services that hosted image content and an AI Discord bot for Russian users. Reports link some of his infrastructure to abusive or illegal-content domains, to a leaked trove of documents after his 2022 dismissal from a cybersecurity internship, and to DiamondCDN, which a cybercriminal group publicly thanked for hosting and DDoS protection. He has been active in online communities associated with cybercrime and briefly worked at Neuralink.
Appointed as one of a group of very young, nontraditional technocrats at DOGE after Donald Trump’s 2025 inauguration, he held roles across OPM, State, DHS, FEMA, USAID and CISA, reached a GSA GS‑15 position, then resigned and moved to the Social Security Administration. Reported behavior included using non-government email on calls, seeking access to HR and payment systems, and media-visible self-promotion; a SSA whistleblower later alleged he uploaded Social Security numbers and other personal data for 300 million Americans to a vulnerable cloud server, raising legal and security concerns. He was also the victim of an August 2025 attempted carjacking that drew national attention.
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