A beloved cookie expert faces a corporate edict to “implement A.I. solutions” and struggles to reconcile deep, embodied craft with a baffling tech mandate. Told by new boss Matt that using A.I. is mandatory, he consults friends, records his usual silly show, then tries feeding prompts to generative tools that return glossy, off‑brand copy and even dangerous baking instructions - an oven set to 475°F - forcing him to spend more time correcting machine errors than making cookies. He enrolls in online courses and signs up for a “50 A.I. Prompts” newsletter, only to grow more confused about what counts as a useful skill when his lived knowledge is repeatedly mistranslated by software.
The mandate culminates in a town hall and a swift reorganization: his whole team is fired while Oscar, newly recast as “Vice President of A.I. Integration” and “Prompt Engineer,” ascends and polishes his LinkedIn. The piece skewers performative corporate tech adoption, the hollowing out of human expertise by generic algorithmic output, and the absurdity of labor reshuffled into trendy titles. It uses Cookie Monster’s childlike voice and comic misreadings - plus the grotesque recipe error and the LinkedIn vanity check - to lampoon how workplaces demand A.I. fluency while erasing the workers who actually know their job.
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